Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Wow, I thought you were dead?!

Alrighty, well I’m sure you all thought I had died from excessive hair loss, but I’m still here!

AND – I did go through with it – ALL of it… I now have a hairless “kitty”, along with smooth legs and bare underarms. I think I am appreciating the underarms the most, as that was the one thing that I DID shave everyday, and I HATED it. Plus, I had that 5 o’clock shadow thing going after about 3 hours of shaving them. So to not have to shave under my arms for 3 weeks has been a freakin’ DREAM! If nothing else, I will absolutely be going back for more of that.

It did hurt but not nearly as bad as I thought it would, and the chic who “did me” was way freakin’ cool, so it helped make the whole experience a little less awkward. I have to say the most awkward part was when she had me roll on my side, with one leg bent up toward my chest, and I had to hold my giant butt cheek out of the way so she could “sugar my taint”. Felt like I was showing off my brown eye, which I don’t really think is one of my best features…

Yes, it all hurt very much, but honestly it was a ton easier than trying to do it myself (which I will NEVER ever do again), so I will be heading back to the salon soon. Plus, my hubby REALLY liked my "new haircut", so, I will need to keep it up...

I guess since it was my first time and all, I will need to be re-done after about 4 weeks. Once the hair starts growing in finer and thinner, I should be able to get away with 6-8 weeks, if I refrain from shaving in between (which shouldn’t be a problem, considering my hatred of the blade). So, I will keep you all updated as this progresses, since I know you are all just so DESPERATE to know all the crazy shit I do to my nether regions…

So, now on to another subject for today!

The reason I haven’t been on here much is because this site is porn. Yep, you all heard me right – P O R N. Apparently blogspot has been blocked as an inappropriate website here at work, and it is listed as pornography, which made me laugh my ass off. Well, at first I cussed a lot about not being able to get on here… THEN laughed later…

And so now it is very obvious to everyone that I apparently only blogged while at work… :)

Also, I have realized that I had developed some “bad girl behavior” lately – I have been spending my lunch hours SHOPPING. Ooooooo, shopping for everything. Clothes, shoes, junk at Target, jewelry, crap at the beauty supply store, anything I could think of to kill an hour. So, I decided to get a gym membership, as that would be a MUCH better way to spend my time and money.

Today was my first day at the gym, and I actually enjoyed myself. I did have a little freak out trying to figure out how to get the fucking stupid ass lockers to work (you have to insert your “membership card” into the back of the lock before the key would come out – who’s stupid fucking idea was that??). I was walking through the locker room trying all the other empty locker keys, thinking maybe the locker I had picked was just broken… nope, apparently I’m just stupid. I finally figured it out by opening the locker, craning my neck INTO the locker to follow the very confusing PICTURE instructions on the back. I actually looked at the picture showing you putting a card in the back, and thought to myself “I have to put a fucking CREDIT CARD in there??? I thought these things were FREE!!!”… then it hit me…




Soooooo, once I figured out the very complicated free locker system, and then spent half and hour watching TV on an exercise bike, I decided that I really liked the club. I think I will enjoy going there a few times a week.

I also got a deal, and got tanning included, so I am trying to figure out how I want to alternate them – can’t do both on the same day, just don’t enough time to screw off THAT much… So I was thinking I might just do tanning on the “T” days (“T” for Tanning, get it? lol) and work out on the rest. Maybe save one day for something totally useless, yet deeply satisfying… like shoe shopping… ahhhh…

Crap! Can’t buy shoes, have to get a pedicure first! Well, damn, looks like I’m going to have to skip the gym tomorrow… sigh…


  1. I usually think kitties are cute, but thank you for not posting a picture of yours. ; )

  2. Thanks for the update on the "Battle with your Body hair." lol I think I would have felt a little odd in that position too! I would hope that cuddling came afterwards.

    GL on your excersing!

  3. Hahahahah blogspot is porn!!!! I'm glad you survived the sugaring of the taint. IDK if I could do it, but since you did maybe I will try!

  4. Glad to see you back and I freaking laughed my arse off reading this. Hopefully when I come back from vacation my blogger reader won't be blocked for porn!

  5. He he...I started off with this post but didn't read your prior so the hair thing really creeped me out at first. I am glad now I know what you are talking about. Too funny.


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